How To Eat At A Fancy Restaurant As Though You Belong There

Published on Sep 17, 2015 Deadspin

"While your favorite restaurant may be Big Chuck's Grilled Meat Wagon, parked between The Noodle Truck and The Taco Truck down at the daily lunchtime curbside bazaar of food trucks, there's something to be said for the experience of dressing like a grownup (for a change), practicing personal hygiene (for a welcome change), going out among adults (for a goddamn change), and, most importantly, being treated like an adult, in this case by an entire team of tuxedoed professionals. Here’s a guide to how to eat at a fancy restaurant like you belong there."